Watch 'Project Greenlight' with our hands covering our faces. It seems a particularly cruel prank to play on someone to appear to make their dream of making a movie come true only to ensure that the making of the movie is as entertaining train wreck as it can possibly be.

Meet with a marvelous (not) costume designer who tells us his delight is to put secret messages into his clothes that even the directors are too stupid to notice. Then he goes on to say that he thinks the Club Kids were a pretty ropey bunch and by that taking on this project, he would be doing them a favor by putting them in costumes by brand name designers. Next!