Monday, 15 April 2002 New York City, New York
First full day in the production office which is lovely and huge but rather low ceiling. Remember that half floor in "Being John Malkovitch"? There are only four phone lines plus one fax line that has to be shared for dial up internet access. Forget smack, forget crack, forget Chardonnay; we are addicted to being on-line.

Our fearless co-producer Jon Marcus has already perfected the art of keeping us calm - he is our valium.

"Remember that half floor..."